Ready to embrace the dark arts of toxic workplace culture? Our team of dedicated dysfunction specialists is standing by to assist you in your journey toward professional chaos.

📧 Email: info@hostilehq.com (We promise to respond with the same level of urgency as your manager addressing workplace concerns)

When to Contact Us:

• If you need advanced training in micromanagement techniques
• To share your stories of corporate survival
• For consulting on maximizing workplace toxicity
• To discuss our revolutionary Workplace Survival Kit
• For media inquiries about our mission to document corporate dysfunction

Response Time Guarantee: We strive to respond within 3-5 business days, or whenever Mercury is in retrograde – whichever comes last. For faster response times, please include your supervisor’s coffee order and your soul in the subject line.

Important Note: All communications are handled with the same level of confidentiality as your office’s “anonymous” suggestion box.